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An Open Letter to The Moron Trying To Hack Our Website

ByTerry Chadban 26/10/202526/10/2025

For weeks, or months now, you have been trying to hack into our website and getting nowhere. I can tell you, you won’t get anywhere any time soon, because you are too stupid to know what you are doing.

I know exactly who you are because you are stupid enough to try to log in to the website using a unique login username I created especially for you! So I already know your name and personal details from when I sacked you for your laziness and unreliability. Now we can add stupidity and incompetence to the list of your qualities.

I have also passed your details on to the national Cyber-Security Division in your country, so you can expect a loud knock on the door any time now. I just hope that they don’t kick it down and frighten your family too much, but that is on you.

So go ahead and keep wasting your money buying ‘valid’ IP Addresses and wasting what free time you have got left, your time is running out!

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