I would like to offer public thanks to all the wannabe hackers who have been trying to hack into our websites in the last few days. You have confirmed that the security measures we have put in place on our own and our clients’ websites is stronger than you are.
Over the last twenty-four hours, just one of the sites that we manage had no less than 451 individual morons banned from trying to illegally access the website. That is nearly nineteen per minute, yet you all still failed!
Maybe you should all go back to Hacker School, or even get a real job! You obviously suck at hacking.
Self-confessed sports tragic, I love most sports (except soccer) and can sit and watch elite sportspeople for hours.